sure, ill bite:
1. Grab the book nearest to you, turn to page 18, and find line 4:
"To humans, half-elves look like elves. To elves, they look like humans (indeed, elves call them "half-humans") D&D 3rd Edition - Players Handbook (hasnt been used in years)
2. Stretch your left arm out as far as you can
I touch air
3. What is the last thing you watched on TV?
Something on the history channel showing how the japanese started research on an atomic bomb before the us did, but later abandoned the project because the thought of using microwaves to create a super-weapon was a more "realistic" idea (a death ray)
4. Without looking, guess what time it is?
12:49am
5. Now look at the clock. What is the actual time?
12:42
6. With the exception of the computer, what can you hear?
Tool - Fourty-Six & 2
7. When did you last step outside? What were you doing?
About 20min ago. I was f***ing around with my potato gun.
8. Before you started this survey, what did you look at?
my messages
9. What are you wearing?
Black pants, a blue snow creek shirt, and three hair bands
10. Did you dream last night?
I am not sure. I dreamed my cat was clawing me, but it could have been actually happening.
11. When did you last laugh?
About 30min ago listening to dane cook. he is a silly bitch.
12. What is on the walls of the room you are in?
White paint. they are bare, save the randomly placed wall-speaker.
13. Seen anything weird lately?
Uhm... well, i was walking with my friend to his car. I was being the usual, loud, obnoxious, attention-whore i usually am, when a girl started yelling back at me. long story short, she kissed me and i got a phone number. if that isnt f***ing weird then i dont know what is.
14. What do you think of this quiz?
No thoughts. just tired.
15. What is the last film you saw?
Underworld 2, just tonight. thats where i got the random kiss.
16. If you became a multi-millionaire overnight, what would you buy?
stocks and bonds. so i could get more money.
17. Tell me something about you that I don't know:
girls f***ing scare me
18. If you could change one thing about the world, regardless of guilt or politics, what would you do?
I would instate a form of communism that would actually work.
19. Do you like to dance?
nope
20. George Bush:
FUCK YOU
21. Imagine your first child is a girl, what do you call her?:
Serenity
22. Imagine your first child is a boy, what do you call him?:
"uhm... hun, you decide"
23. Would you ever consider living abroad?
New Zealand
24. What do you want God to say to you when you reach the pearly gates?
"ARE YOU OUT OF YOUR FUCKING MIND?!?!?!?!"
then ill do whatever the action is and he would follow up with...
"YOU REALLY ARE OUT OF YOUR FUCKING MIND!!!!!!!"
25. 5 people who must also do this in THEIR journal:
whoever.